This is a great summary!

Never be late for a team meeting

In case you are an undecided.

In case you are an undecided.

In case you have a wall between the toilets. Just look up.

Undercover…ups. I meant under the cover there is no seat.

Looks unrealistic? Well - easy to answer: You need a place to host the servers for the cams in the bathrooms.

Please! No old phones in the toilet!

Washington Post writer Dave Shenin is most certainly not a plumber, but he can think. https://twitter.com/davesheinin/status/431172648697991169